I'm still alive.

Happily married to Deb for 25 years.

Darwinian failure. No kids. Genes stop here. Probably a good thing.

Have had 13 dogs (3 currently), 58 cats (10 now), 17 parakeets (none now).

Captain of college soccer team. Played in Brazil, France, Belgium and Netherlands. Hence 16 knee operations with 2 more scheduled.

Have a robotic lawnmower. For $100/summer have had the grass mown every day while I sat in air-conditioned comfort sucking on a Heineken!

Pride and joy is my '56 Tbird.